Podium '80
A retro sports extravaganza for one to four players. Out-finger yourself or your friends across seven athletic pursuits using three buttons. Sprint, leap, and throw for one of three mighty nations, or Australia. We are not responsible for your RSI. Just your glory.
Type the six letters on your console’s code screen and it fetches the game.
Podium '80
Simple-minded athletics for you, or for you and one regrettable friend. Seven events, four nations, and a control scheme you could operate with a spoon.
A message from the Ministry of Sport
Comrade and your comrades! The Games of 1980 are approaching, and the Motherland has chosen you. Not for your technique, which is unremarkable. Not for your temperament. Most certainly not for your looks. You were chosen for this honor because this game is cheap, you are cheap, and you can press three buttons.
Beat yourself alone, or beat your friends together on the same screen, in front of witnesses. Four nations will have you. Three of them are mighty.
The disciplines
- 100M SPRINT — Alternate to run. That is the entire discipline.
- 400M — The same, for considerably longer. Pace yourself, or don't. But do.
- HURDLES — Running. Interrupted.
- LONG JUMP — Time the board. The board does not move. You do.
- TRIPLE JUMP — Timing is everything. You mean nothing.
- JAVELIN — Throw a stick far!
- HAMMER THROW — Spin. Throw a ball. You still mean nothing.
Where to suffer
- 🎮 On the Mebobox
- 💻 On Steam - https://store.steampowered.com/app/5224830/Podium_80/
Features, such as they are
- One to four players. Four!
- Four nations to choose from. Four!
- Win the championship. Bring glory to your family.
- Records are kept. Records are always kept.
- Sixteen bits of color!
- Many hand-drawn pixels.
- No DLC. No passes. No subscriptions. It's a game!
Glory is permanent. Cartilage is not.
Made by Mebobox Ltd.